Rapid E15 Stapler

This 35 cm long stapler is a real boon for people like me who run a thriving and news-packed community newsletter. It allows you to staple in the middle of an A4 magazine and, if I was a different person, I’d say it was one of the most valuable items in my expanding stationary cupboard. Sadly, my thriving and news-packed community newsletter doesn’t actually exist – it is something for that parallel universe in which I am a highly organized and motivated person. Instead my Rapid E15 stapler gets used for things like making space rockets out of toilet roll, or as a ruler, or a baseball bat, or a ramp for 1:72nd scale soldiers (Italian Alpini regiment) to storm the enemy (the Care Bear/Power Ranger Alliance) stronghold on the arm of the sofa.